Total Medals Earned: 109 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,530 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (110/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Try the game out on a phone
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
complete the first minigame
Hide behind a box from an enemy
get caught by a grunt
Complete all minigames
Medals Earned: 7/8 (80/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Reached level 50
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
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